I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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