If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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