Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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