love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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