Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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