similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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