how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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