They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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