let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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