You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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