the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
nutella sex= disaster
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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