just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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