You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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