I must be too annoying 4 u.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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