chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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