Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Randomize
