But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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