I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
No more Irish car bombs ever.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Randomize
