i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Randomize
