Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
This girl is more easily done than said...
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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