Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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