piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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