You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
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