he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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