so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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