whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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