You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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