I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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