with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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