Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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