How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Non-Jews are for practice
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize