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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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