Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
another moral hangover. fuck.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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