drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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