Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
My life is pants optional.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
