i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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