Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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