Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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