Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
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