He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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