Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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