??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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