And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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