your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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