Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Everclear isn't food dammit
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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