her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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