HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Randomize
