i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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