SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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