I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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