wat bout pragnant strippers??
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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