Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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