"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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