I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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