and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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