so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
It's blow job season.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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